Bruised Feeling On Side Of Head

Fatti di China


This month I found on events in China, a monthly magazine interesting and very well done, browsable online.
Go take a look and well spulciatevi arrears.
The boys deserve.
Stay tuned.

Hands Free Mastorbator

Busta Cover Proposal


Busta Proposal Cover
originally uploaded by BuddyBradley

Ecchivi the work of a night done with Kanjano for the cover of envelope, which was not chosen, that we like him less and Amen.
But we had fun.

Garretts Popcorn Cheese Recipe

The Amazing Lives Of Buddy





here it is, in full, uncensored, high-definition.
is all true, I swear to Nasty Canasta.
stay tuned.

Put Benzocaine In Condom

setteperuno


dear, dear,
though there may seem no, instead you think. I
hiding for MPO, but ariecchime.
acts of God keep me from the last post here, engaging sturielletta, which, however, during this month will be published weekly on a very interesting site, maintained by women (and perhaps men) ingenious and inventive, including I must remind Valentina Aversano and Roberta German .
and therefore do not hesitate to corete peek of The Amazing Buddy Lifes Blog SettePerUno .
and do not forget to leave comments. I m'addormo
mo.
vs. the buddy you kisses.

1ps. no, really, go and see.
2ps. send me the jacket, wasp and a raincoat.

signed X.

Platelets When You Are Sick

odosketch


odosketch , yes, this is the site where you can also see what you quissù, probably better than me.
go and have fun. this is the verb.
Stay tuned.

How To Make A Braided Leather Disneyland Bracelet

Course for a copywriter - "Consorcio Tuna"

I decided to open an online course for aspiring copy. The course is taught by me, takes place here, any zozzone can participate and the right amounts to zero euros - making it the most informative and honest course of advertising that exists in the Western Hemisphere.

Given that the theory in this paper has the same utility of pimples on the buttocks of an account, we move immediately to practice:



The first year of the course is to serialize this latest masterpiece advertisement of fish. For those not familiar with the terminology, means simply to write the next installment of the spot, for make a series like that of Tim with Fiammetta: the first group enters the pub Fiammetta, Fiammetta then joins the group, then the group enters into Fiammetta, etc. ... You participate

posting ideas in the comments, even anonymously, but remember to leave at least a shred of nickname. My concern will dispense valuable advice to all participants, and regularly send the scripts to the creator of the original spot (I will really, no joke), maybe you will realize that one of the proposals.

Good luck and see you next lesson.

Red And White Checkered Picnic Rug

The art direction.

When I'm about to commit suicide with a cocktail of Jack Daniel's and Mr. Clean and / or register to school for chimney sweeps, while never having to intoxicate people with tall tales and fraud reports like "A Diamond is Forever" (and if you fall in the toilet?), all in all I think about what is more miserable and debilitating life art director than the copywriter.

The art director, who despite the title the only thing they have is the power to direct the flow of their urine and if women are not even that, look a bit like 'the sad clown. Apparently

always smiling and ready to be broken with the spirit T-shirts - in the most tragic cases designed and made in person, the Seven Nation Army and Coldplay all day at the ball and the air with a playboy any gnugna under 65 walking through agency.

In fact, Donnette hominids and perpetually bent on Mac (many art boobs are, since they are gravitationally favored to retain that position as well as in personnel selection) to destroy the eyeballs to look for images, logos and layout enlarge shit, under the whip of accounts that require changes every half hour to two hours, nights and weekend days spitting blood on ads for which we pray is not made their name in the press release. This

when junior senior once, besides continuing to waste the existence of hacking a graphics tablet, sometimes come into contact with photographers and directors, increasing the their inferiority complex towards what really makes a creative work without working like a cock.

But the main difference is that the copywriter's art have ten times less time to lick your ass and dc, and this explains why, in Italy on 8 AD, 10 are former copy, except for those which are paired with a copywriter who has raised them compassionately with themselves: as a rule, these copy boys with big tits art.

Watch In The Loop Streaming

Into the wild.

ground In the world of advertising careers work this way: 1) the kidnapping of a child asking for a ransom dc an unpaid internship at his agency, and 2) once inside, combining thereby charging shit to repeat always the responsibility ai potenziali rivali per uno straccio di contratto a progetto; 3) ripeti l'operazione fino ad arrivare, dopo 15/20 anni di umiliazioni e stipendi da fame buttati in costose quanto inutili cure psicologiche, alla direzione creativa.

Un momento particolare nella vita di un pubblicitario è quando devi cambiare agenzia. Ciò si verifica nei seguenti casi: 1) per distrazione, hai commesso l'errore di addossare una tua cazzata a un creativo che è già stato licenziato, in maternità, in galera o morto suicida da mesi, facendoti clamorosamente scoprire; 2) hai osato non ridere alla trentesima battuta idiota quotidiana del dc esecutivo; 3) la tua agenzia è talmente in bancarotta che subaffitta i propri locali ai congressi Udeur and already there is, ask the participants ideas and layouts for the events without reimbursement.

Here are the steps that are taken to find a new place:

1) upgrade the portfolio by replacing the marketing years 1991/92 to copy from the Archive with the most innovative ones, for Italy, published on the numbers released in 1998/99.

2) dc and beg on his knees any more senior creative of you to give you a shred of recommendation, coming to brag on the rump to have a paralytic father, a mother with leukemia, a brother and four grandparents closed in toxic iron lung.

3) write / phone / add as a friend on facebook dc all that is, shamelessly trying to protect them with chilling statements like: "I think your last film should win the Grand Prix at Cannes, but those of Fallon bullshit."

4) if none of the three functions, looking for a job in a neighboring field and within a short time to become a photographer to cry, a listed artist, a successful director, a renowned award-winning journalist or a novelist.

But, thanks to the effectiveness of the system spintarelle, very few come to evaluate the fourth hypothesis. And this explains why the photo, art, film, journalism and literature in Italy do shit.